Ultimate Parents (#1 in a Series)

Gives us all something to shoot for... hopefully without a conviction.

Is there anything you'd ever do that would raise the ire of Gomez and Morticia?

You: Dad, I broke another window.
Gomez: Excellent! Was there blood?


You: Mom, I spilled toys all down the stairs again.
Morticia: That's nice, dear. Hopefully someone took a nasty tumble.


You: Dad, I crashed the car again.
Gomez: Fantastic! Any survivors?
You: Afraid not.
Gomez: Capital!


You: Dad, I'm thinking of becoming an accountant.
Gomez: My God! What have I done to deserve this?